Fiction & Satire

Pilling A Fast One, 3AM

The Work, JMWW

As A Muslim, I Feel So Loved and Supported, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

“Weird, Ethnic Names” My first live comedic reading. Read on 2/16/2019 at Funny on Paper at The Ruby!

We Are Devoted to Racial Equality and Progress But Now Is Not The Right Time, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

We Are Building the Most Inclusive, Exclusive Colleges in America! McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Ten Honest Yard Signs for Bicoastal Liberals, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

I Cannot Run This College on Less Than A Billion Dollars, the Offing

I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. #18 most read piece on McSweeney’s of 2018!

Tree People, Paper Darts.

The Masters of Business named an official selection at the 2017 New York Television Festival.

Tips From Your Boss To Help You Overcome Job Discrimination, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Most read piece of 2015 on McSweeney’s.

Exclusive: Hillary’s “Lost” Emails E-Mails Revealed, Vanity Fair.com.

Winner, Guaranteed Signing – 2015 Launch Pad Pilots Competition for Bait.

2015 Mill House Residency Finalist

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Men Who Ask Me Where I’m From as a Means of Initiating a Romance, McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

Empathy for an Ex’s Girlfriend, Los Angeles Times.