Writing

selected fictions & horseplay

Pilling a Fast One 3:AM Magazine

The Work JMWW

We Are Devoted to Racial Equality and Progress but Now Is Not The Right Time McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Ten Honest Yard Signs for Bicoastal Liberals McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

I Cannot Run This College on Less Than A Billion Dollars the Offing

I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Tree People Paper Darts.

The Masters of Business named an official selection at the 2017 New York Television Festival.

Reasons You Were Not Promoted That Are Totally Unrelated to Gender McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. Most read piece of 2015 on McSweeney’s.

Exclusive: Hillary’s “Lost” Emails E-Mails Revealed Vanity Fair.com.

Winner, Guaranteed Signing – 2015 Launch Pad Pilots Competition for Bait.

2015 Mill House Residency Finalist

Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Men Who Ask Me Where I’m From as a Means of Initiating a Romance McSweeney’s Internet Tendency.

Empathy for an Ex’s Girlfriend Los Angeles Times.